This would-be thief made a number of fatal errors when trying to nick a laptop from a homewares store.
The first was forgetting to unplug the laptop before he grabbed it.
The second was tripping over said cord and eating dirt.
The third was thinking he could take on the ruthless store manager who absolutely towelled him up, despite her looking about half his size.
And so here we are. Please enjoy.
The fourth was doing it right in front of the CCTV cameras, so people all over the world could watch it and write snarky articles about him.