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The World’s First Pizza Box Designed For Eating Pizza In Bed

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Just in time for Father’s Day, Boston Pizza has released a limited edition pizza box that’s designed for eating pizza in bed, with two legs that fold out like a breakfast-in-bed tray for eating pizza in the sack.

source/image: BostonPizzaCanada

Cool, but aren’t ALL pizza boxes made for eating pizza in bed? What’s wrong with just resting one on your belly like I do? “Besides making you look like a gluttonous monster?” My girlfriend happens to like the look, thank you very much.

Isn’t that right, honey? Honey?! Wait — what’s this note? Can you read it to me? “It says ‘My dearest love, despite your penis being the absolute perfect specimen.

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I have to leave — the pizza in bed has just become too much for me to bear.'” I’m heartbroken. “The rest looks like you practicing your girlfriend’s signature.” Give me that!

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